Hey guys!
Welcome to my page. Quite frankly, I have no idea what to begin writing about. I have all these ideas in my head about the topics of conversation. Like, for example, my son’s apparent need to smack me around every once in a while during nap time. “NAP TIME”
As if, nap time actually consisted of a nap. As if, I want some alone time to just sit and watch my show and do fuck all.
Oh, I swear. (If this offends anyone, I do apologize). You are welcome to create a page and rant about people that swear. I won’t stop.
Also, I veer off in directions of insurmountable nonsense.
We were talking about introductions. Let’s do this. I’m me. Christina. Married. First time mom. Seasoned dog owner. Newbie with house owning though, that was just this year. Also, shitty cook – BUT, getting better.
I get angry. A lot. But not the crazy, holy shit, call child services angry. More the… sober, not violent, but extremely foul angry. Instead of dealing with anger the way normal people do, with yoga… or… weed… I swear. and I mean.. I swear, quite a lot. It’s my coping mechanism. I don’t mean anything by it.
I am generally quite funny. I like to try and make light of the problems that are thrown my way, because I have discovered that crying yields absolutely zero results other than a headache. Yet, I still do it. Go figure.
This page is about the venting. I am going to post daily and pick one topic that arose during the day that I will need to vent about. Whatever it may be. I have some topics saved up from earlier that I will discuss as well.
Before we dive in together – know this. I love my family fiercely. Ain’t nobody on this Earth that can love them more than I do. They are my reason, my justification, and my excuse. However, they… like me… are not perfect. Shit goes down in this little townhouse almost on the daily. And, that.. that is okay. BUT… to please the nay-sayers out there, I will also post cutesy stuff to show the world I love my child. He is pretty fucking cute. Sometimes, I’ll share some pictures.
But I’m not a video gal. Trust me, you don’t want to see this face. I am the quiet read during sleepless nights with your baby. I will be the quick glance during the first sip of the stone cold coffee at 7pm. I will be a quiet giggle or a knowing smile.
I will be allowing comments on my posts. So go nuts, but not mean. I don’t want to see mean comments. If you’re offended by this page – as mentioned before – go create your own and rage about your own stuff. It’s FREE!!
I will also be allowing people to send me stuff. I like stuff! I mean words. Send me your words, send me your ideas about posts you’d like to see. Send me it all. Again though, don’t be mean, or weird. Nobody has time for weird. I have enough drama in my life. Don’t need to add to it.
ALRIGHT. I will leave you all. Hopefully everybody likes me! (I have a major self conscious complex). LIKE ME DAMN IT! 🙂
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