Hello everyone! Sorry. I am awful at this gig. Zack is still not sleeping, the house is a tornado zone, and I got a cold. .... Then the dog threw up on our bed - to add insult to injury. Today, I want to talk about comparing. Are you one of those people that constantly … Continue reading I’ve been absent…
Tag: #parenting
Shopping without rings
Every once in a while, and this doesn't happen often, we get judged for not having our rings on. USUALLY at the grocery store by an older cashier. Now, I'm all for ring wearing or whatever. If you're married and you never take your rings off - kudos to you. I don't. I barely wear … Continue reading Shopping without rings
My story
There comes a day every once in while when you sit there and you stare at your child and think "holy fuck, I made you". We always knew we wanted children, our goal at the beginning was 3. Now having had the first... we aren't so sure we want more than 2. We decided to … Continue reading My story
Toddlers
He's driving me fucking nuts. Whining. Crying. Screaming. And then the all wonderful... not sleeping. Why? And I don't know where my patience went. If anyone finds some, or has any to spare, please please please share with me. Fuck. I yell. I scream at the top of my lungs for him to stop. I … Continue reading Toddlers
Grocery stores, listen up.
If you're anything like me, which you probably are to an extent because I'm not that original... you hate chopping veggies. You know those recipes that go "cut 1/4 inch sized rounds of this zucchini". First of all, what the fuck does a 1/4 inch look like? I have no clue. My eye measurement abilities … Continue reading Grocery stores, listen up.
Workin’ Moms
A friend recommended this show to me a while back. I finally bit the bullet and watched the 2 seasons on Netflix, and then the rest of the episodes on CBC. At first, I hated it. It didn't REALLY represent moms, in my opinion - of the stay at home kind. Of course, it isn't … Continue reading Workin’ Moms
Let’s sign him up for a class…
On tonight's Mom's Last Nerve, I am bitching about classes for toddlers. Zack is of that age where I can start throwing him into various classes in hopes that something sticks and he finds either a calling, a hobby, or a fun time passer activity. So, I sat there and thought about what would be … Continue reading Let’s sign him up for a class…
It’s been a while!
Oh my hell, the week I have had. We covered a minor cold, digestion problems in the dog's tummy, digestion problems in OUR tummies, and then are now coming out of Zack's new thing - an eye infection. No, not pinkeye. Rather, an eyelid infection. It's interesting how many new diseases I've learned about since … Continue reading It’s been a while!
Unsolicited advice…
Oh? Are you having a baby? Are you about to go into labor? Are you struggling with diaper rashes? Are you having trouble with sleeping? Do you have constant rage and depression? Well then let me tell you what I did. Expect you won't give a fuck, will you? Because no-one asked what I did. … Continue reading Unsolicited advice…
This one is touchy feely
I find myself constantly wishing my child was older. Not like, a teenager or anything, but... a few years. Just so he can enjoy Christmas the way I want him to enjoy it. I don't want to spend Christmas Eve trying to get him to sleep. Although, that isn't what I'm doing because my husband … Continue reading This one is touchy feely